Sunday, April 27, 2008

out of the mouth of babes!

some of you chi-friends have heard some silly things that i have said or heard lately in my preschool class but i thought i would post some new ones and old favorites!

me: is that your baby?
3 yr old: no, if i had a baby i would THROW IT AWAY, or give it to my mom and dad

me: lets go inside and put some sunscreen on
4 yr old: don't worry about my outsides...just worry about my insides where my blood is!

2 1/2 yr old: miss kristin, did your mommy no bring you a dooche-bag today?

4 yr old: get me a juice box, BIATCH!

said w/ a 4 yr old speech impediment: TEACHER, PULL UP YOUR PANTS!

3yr old girl: its very important to wipe your vagina
me: i know it is very important
3 yr old girl: if you don't you get HOT PEE
me: what is HOT PEE?
3 yr old girl: um, its when you don't wipe your vagina and then when you pee your pee is very hot and burns

2 1/2 yr old: miss christmas, you have a boo boo on your head
me: sort of, its a pimple
2 1/2 yr old: oh, you be careful

reading a book, man has a beard.....kids want to know what it is and why
me: a beard is just hair on your face, sometimes dads and grandpas have beards, whos dad has a beard?
3 yr old: not my daddy...my mooommy

things i have had to say lately:

"please take the bacon out of your pants"

"we do not ride our sister in our classroom"

"please do not check your friends bottom with our toys"

"do i bite your bum?... please do not bite my bum"

"please put your tears away, she did not steal your hair, she just has red, curly hair like you"

Saturday, April 19, 2008


i just finished this shirt for my very cute 6 month old friend! i told him it was for easter but the whole working thing really put it on the back burner! i hope him and his parents like it!

Friday, April 18, 2008

I know that I already posted about my dreamhouse but I left out the kitchen and I want to save this picture for when Nick and I are building our green dream house in Park City or Kamas!

and even though I now eat meat, own a blow-dryer, shave my legs (occasionally), wear make-up and don't cry over being forced to waste food, paper, etc. I couldn't resist buying a new pair of vegan birkenstocks for the summer!
Nick and I are seeing this Doc tonight, I am very excited! if its worth seeing i'll tell you about it!

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Starved rock

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Brother D o double G


say what?! if CNN says it is true...i guess it could be true!

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Starved Rock, Illinois


Nick and I found a great state park about 2 hours from chi-town so we are headed there for the weekend! I hope nature can soothe my frazzled brain from the cries of 16 2 year olds and Nick's brain from being such a big deal!

we'll be back by monday!

peace out 24/7 fire engine sirens and street bucket drummers!

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