crackhead alert
this morning as a 5 yr old boy with autism and i walked to the bathroom he said " i haven't seen you for lots of days when i was at school" my reply " i was on vacation, i went to costa rica for two weeks to celebrate my birthday" his reply "when i am a MAN you and i could go on vacation together.....but when i am a man i will probably have to go on vacation with my mom too so she doesn't get mad"
once back in the classroom i said "(insert name), it is 8:14 in one minute we are going to start working" "my name is not (insert name) i am crackhead" a minute goes by "insert name, it is time to work" ..running around in circles with a toy bin on his head.. "MY NAME IS CRACKHEAD...CRACKHEAD ALERT CRACKHEAD ALERT CRACKHEAD ALERT CRACKHEAD ALERT CRACKHEAD ALERT....can i work to be a crackhead?" "of course, sit down it is time to work"
does watching the biggest loser make anyone else extremely hungry? maybe it is because how hard they are working, or maybe i am just mean and want to eat in front of them
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Yeah - I always have a huge craving for ice cream or cookies while watching TBL. Kris Tina will even vouch for the fact that sometimes when I can't find the a fore mentioned treats, I will just spray a bunch of whipped cream in my mouth. I can't help it.
Oh my god, I don't think I have laughed so hard in a really long time. I'm not sure what made me laugh harder, the crackhead on parade, or you wanting to eat in front of the biggest loser?! HAHAAHHAAHAHAH! Oh i love you!
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