already..?

I am going to assume that the three wrinkles on my forehead are due to celiac disease; because I wear sunscreen daily, a hat at the beach, use organic paraben free products and my mother doesn't have one crack! ....and it couldn't be that I have been working at a place with horrible management for almost a year where 3 year olds tell me to kill myself when I ask them to open their workbook and today when I told a boy he would get a new workbook tomorrow he said "and then I will punch you in the face..."