out of the mouth of babes

or

FEMALE DOG

Today I walked into the 2 1/2 year old classroom to pick up a few friends for their Phonics class and a little friend ran up to me, grabbed my leg and said..

"You are a Beeach!"
"excuse me?"
"YOU ARE A BEEEACH!"
"No, thank you, I don't like that, I am a teacher not a....and before I could finish my sentence I had three more little friends all around me yelling "you are a beeeeach, Kristin is a beeeeach, Ms. Kristin is a BEEEAAACH!!" and the more they said it, the closer they got to saying the real thing!